Bloglossary


Blahg ! - An exasperated phrase often uttered after becoming frustrated with ones weblog.

Blogcessive - Compulsive - Checking a favorite weblog of yours every hour or more during the course of the day, just to see if it's been updated.

The Blogeyman - A mythical monster known to hide under beds and in closets that attacks webloggers who neglect posting for long stretches of time.

Bloggage of the Arteries - An unfortunate event that occurs when too many links present themselves at one time. Instead of posting them all at once, it's best to space them out lest you suffer from "Bloggerrhea." (see below)

Bloggerrhea - Posting to your weblog many times in a short period of time.

Gang Blog - A blog that's updated by a large group of people, instead of just going solo (aka 'monoblog').

"Keep on Bloggin' in the Free World" - Hit song written by Neil Young about the comfort of weblogging in non-communist countries.

Pavlovs Blog - An obscure weblog with tons of links to information on conditioned responses and meat powder.

Statuatory Blog - A weblog run by someone underage.

Totally Blogular ! - Derived from surfer lingo, this term refers to a radical weblog (dude).

Blogocialists - Small-minded neanderthals who try to control information in a small town